User:LloydBlack

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Contact Info:
Email: lloyd.black999@gmail.com
Cell: 321-220-4013 - (Feel free to text me if you need. I can't promise I'll answer voice calls though.)
Slack (familab.slack.com): @lloyd.black
Facebook: Lloyd Black (My page is set to friends only viewing in case you wonder why it looks bare. Also, I'm picky about granting friend requests.)
Twitter: @lloydblack999 (My name is Lloyd Black on there too. However, I very rarely use Twitter so don't bother tweeting to me on there.)
Personal:
Prefers to be called: Lloyd
Location: Winter Springs, FL, USA (Close to the lab if I'm needed.)
Hometown: Butler, NJ, USA
Belief System: Pantheism (However, I respect everyone's religion.)
Smokes: Yes
Drinks: No
Drugs: No, unless it's prescribed.
Age: 46
Occupation: Disabled

Favorite websites:

(I know some good adult sites but you have to ask me for them.

Hobbies:

  • Learning something new every day.
  • Making basic game levels for Half-Life 2 for personal use.
  • Image editing using Photoshop and a Wacom tablet.
  • Collecting and watching movies.
  • Occasionally customizing existing products to re-purpose them and/or change their appearance.
  • Collecting hats (25 caps currently, and counting).
  • Occasionally involved in the paranormal community. I attend the PIA (Paranormal Information Association) conference annually. It's not a convention, it's a closed conference.
Meetup.com Groups:
Organizer: Orlando Nerds and Geeks Meetup
Organizer: Artsy Friends Art House Meetup
Some favorite sayings:
I want to have a social life but I hate people.
Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently owned and operated".
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size.
I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
I'm not mean. I'm blunt.
Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive and incredibly fucking stupid.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper,
put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove it up your ass.
Chances are if it's tasteless and inappropriate I will think it's totally hilarious.
If silence is golden shouldn't duct tape be gold instead of silver?
I have no special talents, I'm just passionately curious.
I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Once upon a time, I actually gave a fuck, well that's not today.
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body,
but if you betray me, just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.
Confidence isn't walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you're better than everyone else,
it's walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place.
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.