User:LloydBlack
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| Contact Info: | |
| Email: | lloyd.black999@gmail.com |
| Cell: | 321-220-4013 |
| Meetup.com Groups: | |
| Organizer: | Orlando Nerds and Geeks Meetup |
| Organizer: | Artsy Friends Art House Meetup |
| Some favorite sayings: |
| Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently owned and operated".
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| I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender ability or size. |
| I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
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| I'm not mean. I'm blunt. |
| Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive and incredibly fucking stupid.
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| Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
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| If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, |
| fold it up, and shove it up your ass.
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| Chances are if it's tasteless and inappropriate I will think it's totally hilarious.
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| If silence is golden shouldn't duct tape be gold instead of silver?
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| I have no special talents, I'm just passionately curious.
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| I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
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| Once upon a time, I actually gave a fuck, well that's not today.
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| I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, |
| but if you betray me, just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.
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| Confidence isn't walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you're better than everyone else, |
| it's walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place.
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| I'm only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.
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| Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real. |
