Difference between revisions of "User:LloydBlack"

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Contact Info:
Email:	lloyd.black999@gmail.com
Cell:	321-220-4013
Meetup.com Groups:
Organizer:	Orlando Nerds and Geeks Meetup
Organizer:	Artsy Friends Art House Meetup

Some favorite sayings:

Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently owned and operated".

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender ability or size.

I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

I'm not mean. I'm blunt.

Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive and incredibly fucking stupid.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper,

fold it up, and shove it up your ass.

Chances are if it's tasteless and inappropriate I will think it's totally hilarious.

If silence is golden shouldn't duct tape be gold instead of silver?

I have no special talents, I'm just passionately curious.

I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

Once upon a time, I actually gave a fuck, well that's not today.

I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body,

but if you betray me, just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.

Confidence isn't walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you're better than everyone else,

it's walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place.

I'm only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.

Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.

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